this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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