I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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