Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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