I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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