Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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