guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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