brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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