belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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