how hairy? two words: wookie tits
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He passed out mid-signature
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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