***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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