in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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