fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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