therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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