I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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