i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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