we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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