We should be called the Road Head Warriors
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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