just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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