Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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