I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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