The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
you never un-have a 4some
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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