Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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