Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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