He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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