But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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