and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i think i have herpe
just one?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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