Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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