This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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