You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
