I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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