Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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