this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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