for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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