YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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