Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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