Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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