Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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