Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Can I color on your dick again?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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