I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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