is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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