Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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