It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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