Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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