Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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