yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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