the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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