Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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