She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
