Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
