But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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